Can I Have a Hug?
I am wearing a dress today. I know, right? It is so freaking humid that when I got out of the shower this morning, my face immediately began to sweat. Around my hairline was hot as a light bulb that...
View Article40 days of 40!
Yanno what’s really odd? I am comfortable with the fact that I will be forty in 36 days. YUP. Forty. I had to get used to it as my Kerr Krew and I celebrated our 40th birthdays in style earlier this...
View ArticleIGIGI Rundown and a Chance to WIN!!!!! (Yell it like Oprah!)
Awesomesauce, thy name is IGIGI. So this year at Weetacon several of the ladies got to participate in the IGIGI Fashion show and wear some beautiful clothes. I was so excited when Weetabix contacted us...
View ArticleWordy Dry Humping (Not As Satifying as the Real Thing)
I have been thinking about this for almost a month. Yes, a month. It has been almost that long since I went to Green Bay for Weetacon. I haven’t written about it yet as I am not sure what I want to...
View ArticleRecap, Weetacon 2012
March 21st I headed to DFW to hop on my first of 2 planes that day. I got to Chicago, switched for one of those small, 3 on one side, 2 on the other jobs and then landed in Green Bay. I turned on my...
View ArticleLUXURIOUS
I salute YOU, Mister and/or Missus Gloriously Different Person of Interest. I applaud your ability to take those things that make your fabulous and kick it up to eleven. Yes, you march to the beat of...
View ArticleYou Don't Say.
For the past three weeks I have been living a completely nomadic existence and I have come to the realization that the life of an OTR trucker is not for me. I have had some lovely times, some...
View ArticleAbracadabra.
I love nothing more than watching drag queen make up tutorials on YouTube. You too? Since I am not dragtacular and my voice sounds like Kathleen Turner with a lisp I decided to forgo the video route....
View ArticleHappy Labor Day 2012
Happy Friday y’all. I am excited as balls that Monday is a holiday and I actually took off Tuesday and Wednesday so I am going to have a true vacation smack dab in the middle of busy, butt pucker...
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Fanciness and Pantslessness A girlfriend of mine wears dresses pretty much 24/7. Shout out to Mel. Anyway, I thought to myself, “Self? Why would anyone in their right mind wear dresses? I mean, sure,...
View ArticleNo, I Was *Not* Raised By Wolves.
It appears that I am feral. I have been living alone for several years and it is taking its toll. I don’t even have a kitchen table. I preferred to use that space for a mini library/reading nookishness...
View ArticlePick a Size
I am going to write something in here that requires you guys keep me honest. I am going to state that I will NOT over pack for my trip this weekend. Dammit, I forgot my Kindle. I will take everything...
View ArticlePuzzle.
Yesterday morning I was texting with Big Papa. We were talking about various and sundry things when I noticed that my texting was just to the right side of absolutely terrible. My spelling was jacked...
View ArticleSlow Down
Growing up in Georgia was glorious. The air was humid, the breeze was constant and the sun shimmered like a mirage. It was like being in a large green house. I was surrounded by plush beauties that...
View ArticleMorning Constitution
Walk with me for a minute. Mmmm that’s the stuff. I like to wander when it’s nice and windy with a hint of chill in the air. Just so you can be aware of my headspace today… I slept for more than three...
View ArticleHappy Birthday, Baby
I was rooting around in the little notes section of my Outlook files and I keep running across notes that I saved. Most of them are pitiful. Just dated little notes with reminders to myself about how I...
View ArticleMax
Rest in peace my sweet, furry friend. You gave me so many good years. You were the best friend and the best cat a girl could ask for. He deserves so much more than this small note, but I am still...
View ArticleMe n' Wheezy Hanging Out by the School Yard
So, for the past two months I have been traveling like a crazy person. Which is normal for this time of year for me. It’s been good to get out of the house. Being around is still kind of hard with...
View ArticleCould You Pass the Coasters?
This isn’t really a post, just wanted to share my crazy with y’all for a bit. Dream… Last night, or this morning, whatever. Paul (the ex husband) moved back in … to my house? Where Max (the now dead...
View ArticleFor you on this day.
This year has been so busy with trips and work and things. I am looking at my calendar right now and I can’t believe I am not in a puddle whining about how tired I am. From now until the 18th of...
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