No, I Was *Not* Raised By Wolves.

It appears that I am feral. I have been living alone for several years and it is taking its toll. I don’t even have a kitchen table. I preferred to use that space for a mini library/reading nookishness as it seemed like a better idea (than a dining room) when planning out the cave… er, I mean abode. I am currently at work and yes, I am wearing knickers (thankyouverymuch) but I am also eating ravioli straight out of the non-heated can with a plastic spoon. And I may or may not growl at you if you try to take something out of my mouth. Yes, that last part could totally be a double entendre. In theme with the above feral attitude, I basically live to work, but I work to make dollars so that I may travel, sleep in a nice place and eat tasty food. I know you’re jealous of my ravioli. I’ve also become this rutting thing purely physical person. I am extremely concerned with the next time Nugget will have his hands on me, when I will have my mouth/hands on him and when I will have my next orgasm. It seems that he is just as into it as I am so basically anytime we are behind closed doors, almost any phrase can mean, “Get naked please, I would like to lick, smell, suckle touch you.” Such phrases and things include: “Hi.” “Wanna make out?” (an ass shimmy and walk towards the bedroom) Touch a piece of clothing and say, “Off.” “I need to feel connected.” “I want you.” “Do you want me?” “Hi lover…” (hug and a neck, ear, hair sniff and small groan) “Hey, Boo Boo Kitty Fuck…” Haaaaaaaa, looking for a gif for the “Boo Boo Kitty Fuck” thing, I ran across this one. Hee.
GIFSoup Boo… you Whore. The list is possibly endless. We could turn toast into something sexual. Not kidding. Because we’re freaking mysterious about that shit.
GIFSoup Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge. I keep wanting to post about several things. But because I’m fucking proper and my mama always told me to keep my goddamn mouth shut if I couldn’t think of something nice to say, so… there’s that then. I will try to come up with something that is not about me having sex… maybe… and not rude. Wait, maybe I’ll just promise to write a short story or something. Go blue on that Toby and Shelby story, whatever. Let’s do this. I have been knee deep in a bunch of LUSH products for the past few months and I am having serious lady boner for so many of these products it is insane. I have also changed up my make up application. Throw some questions in the comments y’all. Let’s talk about all kinds of products, hair stuff and make up. I also want to know if any of you sew. There are these fabulous boat necked shrugs on Etsy and I want one (or more) to fit me… I am not a size XL. BIGGER y’all. And they come from overseas… I would like to give money to someone I know. So if you sew, hit me up.