I just send this FaceBook message to someone I haven't seen since he was approximately thirteen. The below happened when he was roughly 7 years old.
"Judd, this is completely inappropriate, but hilarious....
when you were little your mother had a spend the night party for the girls in our Sunday school class....
you were up past your bedtime and kind of punch drunk from being so sleepy.... we were all sitting around the kitchen table when you wandered in
you proudly announced to the lot of us that you had named your penis Larry, because when you got bigger and older, you were going to refer to him as Lawrence."
Now, back to your regularly scheduled program.
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